HM THEMES

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

wank-r:

"In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines,lived twelve little girls in two straight lines …”

wank-r:

"In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines,
lived twelve little girls in two straight lines …”